100+ Funny Instagram Captions for 2022
Funny Instagram Captions for 2022
Here in this post, you will find 100+ Funny Instagram Captions. Use these funny captions for Instagram in your Insta posts and show your funny side.
I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
Today I will be as useless as letter g in lasagna.
They say the tongue is the strongest muscle of the body. Wanna fight?
May your day feel as good as taking this perfect selfie on the first try.
Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about
Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
Spreading grins like their herpes.
Crossfit? I play real sports
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
You can ask Tommy, Hilfiger it out!
Chocolate doesn’t make inquiries, chocolate gets it.
we made it, it’s Friday!
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?
I don’t have ex’s; I have Y’s. Like, “Why did I ever date you?”
We serve drinks cheaper and colder than your EX.
They say “Love is in the air.” Maybe that’s why there is so much air pollution these days.
We’ll be friends for life because you already know too much!
Oh, hi there!
Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously, a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Real men don’t take selfies.
Hey, I just met you, this is crazy caption
What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.
If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.
Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometimes!
Show anyone and I’ll kill you.
The only F word out a woman’s mouth that scares me is “fine.”
Life isn’t perfect… But my Hair is! #selfieaddict
Live, laugh, love. And if that doesn’t work, load, aim fire.
Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
Hey good lookin, can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
This seat is taken
Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
Friday, my second favorite F word
The Monday-est Tuesday ever.
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That awkward moment when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself.
I just rap occasionally.
My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos, and warm-up pants.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship!
Uncovered. Frequently Unreliable. Effectively distract.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year
I woke up like this
You’ll never be as fabulous as a llamacorn.
if a redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a gingerbread man?
If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
At dawn, we ride
Did you swallow magnets? Cause you are attractive!
I’m really not amusing. I’m just truly mean and individuals think I am kidding.
Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.
I liked memes before they were on Instagram.
Longline at Starbucks, first-world problems.
Completely clumsy, proudest of geek & nerd, decreaser of world sucking.
How did I get back to my crib last night
Bitch I want to slap you, but in which face I don’t know.
When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance
I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
If a redhead works at a bakery, does that make them the gingerbread man?
When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.
Puts a selfie on top of the tree because I’m the star.
When I was in Rome… I did what the Romans did.
Text me back or I’ll find you.
Flawless has 7 letters thus does meeeeee. Incident? I think not.
Need an ark? I Noah guy.
I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.
survived another “end of the world” scenario
Thank you for making me feel less alone
I changed all my passwords to Incorrect.
I don’t have Ex’s, I have Y’s. Like “Why Did I ever date you?”
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stop stop, I’m gonna pee
Coffee – Because crack is bad for you.
This is how I look taking a selfie.
I liked memes before they were on Instagram
What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
When nothing goes right, go left instead.
All I need is Chipotle.
My life is about as sorted out as the $5 DVD canister at Wal-Mart.
Making people unsure about my gender on a daily basis.
I had fun once, it was horrible.
Showing myself at my worst so the next selfie I post, you’ll all be astounded by my stunning transformation.
I think you are lacking Vitamin me!
I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.
A selfie a day keeps the mental breakdown away.
Say “Beer Can” with a British accent. I just taught you to say “Bacon” with a Jamaican accent.
It never rains during the weekend
All you need is love! And a tiara. And maybe a cookie.
A friend will always make you Smile, especially when you don’t want to…
Weekend, please don’t leave me.
Walking past a class with your friends in it.
It’s funny because it’s true.
A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.
Always accept yourself. Unless you are a serial killer. Then please change.
You lost your phone and it’s on silent? Too bad, if you liked it, you should have put a ring on it.
At least this balloon is attracted to me!
Does anybody have plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend?
Lost in a world that doesn’t exist.
I will eat just one, I swear
Free hot dogs and chili, you always pay for them later.
Women drivers rev my engine.
I got back with my Ex… Box 360.
Girls–be as picky with your men as I was with this selfie.
I like being myself. Maybe just slimmer, with a few fewer wrinkles.
I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.
WARNING: I will go into survival mode if tickled!
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