50+ Freaky Mood Quotes for Instagram for 2022
June 1, 2022

50+ Freaky Mood Quotes for Instagram for 2022

50+ Freaky Mood Quotes for Instagram

These freaky mood quotes are guaranteed to make you laugh… and maybe smile a little too. Here in this post you will find 50+ Freaky Mood Quotes for Instagram.

Freaky Mood Captions for Instagram

“It’s always easier to fall in love with an ugly girl than an ugly boy.” —Woody

“Never believe any woman who tells you she doesn’t care if you have a big penis. She is either a lying bitch, or else she is so sexually deprived that she is desperate for some cock. Either way, she will ruin your life.” —Anonymous

“You can’t be serious,” I said. “It’s a joke!” He said, “No, it’s a joke.” I said, “I’m going to go home and laugh so hard that I’ll wet my pants.” And I did.” — Dr. Seuss

“Don’t ask me what I did when I was younger. I don’t want to tell you. It was too freaky.” –Dr. Seuss

“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.” —William Shakespeare

“You are what you do. You can’t change that. But you can choose how you respond.” —Unknown

“When God made men, he made them equal but then he gave us different gifts. Like the gift of speech so we could communicate. But sometimes, that gift of speech gets in the way of our ability to communicate emotions.” — Dave Barry

“If you ever start thinking that you’re not going to die, you’ve got another thing coming.” — Unknown

“When I was a kid, I used to dream of being a doctor or a lawyer, and then I grew up and became a dentist.” —Jay Leno

“Sometimes I just don’t know what to do with myself.” —Thelma Todd

“I love you because you’re freaky and different.” —Unknown

“My father always said to me, ‘Son, if you find a girl who loves you and you love her, you’ll be happy. But if you find a girl who loves you, but you don’t love her, then you’re better off finding a boy who doesn’t love you.’ I’m still looking.” —Lenny Bruce

“I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.” —Thomas Jefferson

“I was born on a Saturday. And I have been afraid of Mondays ever since.” — Anonymous

“Life is what happens while you are making other plans.” –John Lennon

“You know what they say, ‘The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.’ Well, the way to a woman’s heart is through her stomach too.” — Unknown

“It is a funny thing about life. You are never given a second chance to make a first impression.” –W. Somerset Maugham

“Don’t let anyone ever tell you that you can’t do something. You bet they can! Just watch me.” — Dr. Seuss

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you are still a rat.” —Wendy Lutton

“Marriage is like a bad porn movie. You keep waiting for the part where everything gets hot and heavy, but it just keeps getting sad and weird.” —Anonymous

“I’m going to have to go through life with a chip on my shoulder.” —Woody Allen

“It takes two to make an argument. It takes three to make a conversation.” —Anonymous

“The first step toward solving a problem is admitting you have one.” —Anonymous

“I am just a simple man trying to make a buck.” —Rodney Dangerfield

“In this world, there are two tragedies. One is not to find the answer you were looking for; the other is to find it after you’ve given up.” — Theodor Geisel

“I can’t wait to see the look on your face when I tell you I’m pregnant.” — Unknown

“All the world is a stage and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances, and one of them maybe you.” —Shakespeare

“The worst thing that can happen to a woman is for a man to not find her attractive. A man will do anything to avoid this. Even if it means giving up his dignity.” — Anonymous

“We all know that laughter is the best medicine. But when it comes to a broken heart, it’s better to be crying.” — Unknown

“It takes a village to raise a child. It takes just one to spoil him.” —Anonymous

“When you’re married, you should never argue about who gets up first to pee in the morning.” — Unknown

“I was in love with my wife for years before we got married. After that, I never had any trouble finding other women.” —Dr. Seuss

“What is the difference between a man who has no imagination and me? It’s that I can admit it when I am wrong.” —Anonymous

“When I was young, I wanted to be older so I could drink. Now that I’m older, I wish I was younger so I could drink.” —Woody Allen

“I don’t want to be with anyone who doesn’t make me laugh.” — Unknown

“I am an only child. I was an only child until I married. Then I had a whole lot of brothers.” —Mark Twain

“I’ve had a lot of girlfriends in my life, but I’ve never had a best friend. It’s hard to find someone who knows all your little quirks, habits, and idiosyncrasies. Someone who will always be there for you no matter what.” —Kristin Davis

“I don’t want to sound conceited, but… I honestly believe that most good ideas come to me while I’m asleep.” —Woody Allen

“If you are lucky enough to have children, you will have learned that the worst thing you can do to them is to lie to them.” —Bill Cosby

“I don’t believe in the concept of a soul mate. I think everyone is paired off with someone who is ‘the right fit for them.” —Oprah Winfrey

“I think the only thing worse than getting old is never getting old.” — Dorothy Parker

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans for the future.” —Will Rogers

“I’m not getting any younger, and I have a feeling I’m going to need some of this stuff when I’m up against it.” — Jimmy Buffet

“I’m not a morning person, but I am a morning car driver.” —Mick Jagger

“You know, I don’t think that I’ll ever get over you. You were the one that got away.” —Kelsey Grammer

“I’ve been so lonely I could die.” —Gloria Gaynor

“There’s nothing better than a good cry. If you don’t have time to do it, just go to a movie.” —Woody Allen

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.” —James Thurber

“The secret of happiness is not found in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less.” –Soren Kierkegaard

“I’ve had many, many affairs. But only two serious relationships in my entire life.” —Mitch Hedberg

“Never lend your true love an empty can. It will come back to you filled with snakes.” —Anonymous

“I love you because you are you, and I like you just the way you are.” —Rita Mae Brown

“When I look in the mirror, I don’t see the same person who used to come home from work every day. I see someone who has lost his way. I don’t recognize the man my wife married.” — Dave Barry

“He who laughs last, laughs best.” –Benjamin Franklin

“You know, I’ve had a lot of girlfriends in my life, but I’ve never had a best friend. Someone who will always be there for you no matter what.” —Kristin Davis

“If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.” — African Proverb

“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic, and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.” — Joseph Goebbels

“The first step toward recovery is admitting you have a problem.” —Anonymous

“I think everybody should have a good cry at least once every day. It’s good for the body, the mind and the soul.” —Mitch Hedberg

“If you don’t have anything nice to say… don’t say anything at all.” — Anonymous

“I don’t know if you know this, but I am a very good judge of character.” —Judge Reinhold

“The best thing that ever happened to me was when I met you. You gave me the courage to be who I am.” — Unknown

“I don’t care if I go out with a bang or a whimper. Either way, I’m going to make a sound.” — The Goonies

“I’ve had women chasing me for years. But they never catch me. I always pull away just enough to make them crazy. Then I go hide in a crowd and watch them go crazy.” — Jay Abraham

“I’m afraid that if I don’t go through with this, I will never be able to face myself again.” —David Letterman

“A man who has a good memory for names is never out of work.” –Anonymous

“I have a confession to make I’m not as smart as I look.” –Kurt Vonnegut

“I’m a freak. I’m a weirdo. I’m a one of a kind.” —Unknown

“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you are going to get.” — Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“I’m not afraid of death. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” —Angelita Lim

“I’m just a big old crybaby. I can’t help it.” —F. Scott Fitzgerald

“If you want to see the future, look at the past. If you want to see the past, look at the future.” —Unknown

“I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” —Angelita Lim

“The trouble with having kids is that eventually, you end up being one.” — John Carlton

“I’m sorry for being so mean to you in the past. I was just being a bitch.” —Unknown

“There is a fine line between love and hate. That line is called indifference.” —R.E.M.

“I don’t know why I am so happy, I’m just happy.” — Unknown

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